Bullshit United FC
you'll never talk alone
π¨ Neymar - Signs for Bullshit United but only plays 5 games a season
π¨ Paul Pogba - Club spends $100M just for social media engagement
π¨ Harry Maguire - Given captaincy immediately after signing
π¨ Kepa Arrizabalaga - Most expensive keeper ever, still bad